March 2011
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Time Between Thing Being Amusing, Extremely... →
I don’t know what this is and I guess I’m questioning it because I’ve never felt it before.
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Japan I’ma let you finish but the tsunami that occurred in the Indian Ocean on December 26, 2004 resulted in the most tsunami-related human casualties of ALL time, numbering over 300,000.
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Moments of extreme awkwardness caused by strange cosmological occurrences.
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You people who call yourself cinephiles and mindlessly reblog nothing but pictures and gifs of pretty actors and Oscar candidates over and over again are just like little school girls oogling over celebrities in tabloid magazines. There are good movies that weren’t nominated for Academy Awards. You don’t have to limit your taste to what the media and everyone else on Tumblr tells you to. Learn to...
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The Lord Dick Nipples. →
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NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God →
Anonymous asked: Good Burger
Anonymous asked: american beauty?
Anonymous asked: Inception
Ahem.
Write the name of a movie in my ask box and I’ll tell you what I think of it.
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Human beings are a very complicated form of bacteria living on an organism called Earth. If you were an intelligent alien life form looking down at Earth, you would not see individual people. You would see mold on a sandwich. If you look at where we’re going and how we’ve always been, it doesn’t matter how much information we have or how technologically innovative we become....
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I like how everyone says that Charlie Sheen has lost his marbles when he develops a god complex, but when Lady Gaga shows up to the Grammys inside a fucking egg, that’s okay.
