May 2011
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Superman renounces his US citizenship →
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Talk Like Warren Ellis →
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You could be so beautiful if you weren’t so hell-bent on being ugly.
April 2011
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Major psychotic fucking hatreds
People who wear glasses to try to pull off the hipster look, even though they aren’t vision-impaired
Girls who like older bearded men
When girls do not realize that they are walking with a douchebag
People who kiss in front of me, it’s like a slap in the face
My mom being angry at me because I haven’t declared a major
My mom getting angry at me because of my medical condition
My step dad...
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Michael Kupperman →
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www.tomhaverfoods.com →
A brilliant compendium of Tom’s food names.
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'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' changes title to 'Aqua... →
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Your Obsessive Love Or Hatred Of Me Means Nothing... →
pretty-shitty-deactivated201203 asked: you have a good bucket list. i'm going to make one too.
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I don't know what life is, but I do know what it...
Most people are born, then go to school and get a job, and then they die. I don’t think these people really ever experience what it’s like to be free. I don’t feel the need to adhere to society’s standards and expectations anymore. I don’t want to live my life depressed and in debt. I don’t want to punch in, punch out for the rest of my days. I want to do...
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Cut little kids →
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C-sections and resurrections.
I want bologna. I just had Easter dinner and I want bologna.
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My bucket list
See the Pixies live
See the Pixies again, with a girl
See Tool live
See A Perfect Circle live
See The Strokes live
See the Arctic Monkeys live
Grow a luscious beard
Lose my virginity
Own a Batmobile
Visit Chicago
Attend Comic Con
Live in California, New York, or somewhere in Europe
Visit Tokyo
Visit Fiji and see the iridescent algae there
Form an alternative rock band and look down...
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What kind of a world do we live in where a fourteen-year-old girl with the internet handle “deadcuntsociety” has one of the most popular blogs on Tumblr just by reblogging pictures of the same actors and movies over and over again from other people?
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I am deaf.
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Seeing the Pixies tonight.
I’m seeing the Pixies live at the Fox Theatre tomorrow night.
I’m 18. The Dark Knight Rises is going to be released four days before my 20th birthday.
You’re not marrying Leonardo DiCaprio. Get it through your thick fucking skull!
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I shouldn’t even have to say this, but 4/20 is the most pointless holiday ever. The people who celebrate it are high pretty much every other day of the year anyway.
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WB finally announced who Marion Cotillard and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are playing in The Dark Knight Rises. Cotillard is playing Miranda Tate, a Wayne Enterprises board member eager to help a still-grieving Bruce Wayne resume his father’s philanthropic endeavors for Gotham. JGL is playing John Blake, a Gotham City beat cop assigned to special duty under the command of Commissioner Gordon. This news...
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So this is permanence, love’s shattered pride. What once was innocence, turned on its side. A cloud hangs over me, marks every move. Deep in the memory, what once was love.
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I’m just a poor little Asian boy with dreams of making people LOL.
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Coincidence. That’s all anything ever really is.
It's amazing how the feeling of being loved can...
How, in one moment, the one who made you feel like the most important person in the universe can make you feel so used.
You should not have kissed me.
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Josh Pence is playing a young version of Ra’s al Ghul in The Dark Knight Rises, which means that my hopes of Nolan’s trilogy coming full circle may be true. Hopefully Marion Cotillard ends up playing Talia.
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You haven't lived until you've had catburger. →
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